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Duration :
230s
Description :
In which Hank is embarassed to sing a song about Balloon Boy Falcon Heene.
Lyrics
hello my name is falcon
and my dad believes that hillary clinton's an alien
but just because he thinks there's aliens in our midst
doesn't mean he's not a semi-good weatherologists
so when he told me he was building a balloon
I told him "day, you know I'm proud of you."
You thought I was in a balloon
but I was in a box
People always told me to listen when daddy talks
Yeah he named me falcon
yeah he needs a shrink
but no one else's dad can
make everyone think
they're in a baloon
And now I'm famous too
I was napping in the box when he cut the baloon loose
then immediately called the colorado local news
Then everyone who watched tv feared that I might die
But my attic was as close as I got to the sky
And the next day I was on the national news
They asked me why I hid and so I puked
And now everyone wants to take my dad away from me
because he contributed to my delinquency
But dady tell me please all I really want to know
Do you think we'll get another tv show
cause kids at school keep telling me this tale
about how wife swap has a different meaning in jail
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